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Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own

Drink the nectar of being single as often as you can.

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Hello, Guinness. We are planning a wedding of singles. The first and largest of its kind. It will be a raucous celebration of friendship, kindred individuality and fun. And you will automatically be invited.

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